10+ Naughty & Funny Cryptid Valentine’s Shirts (Warning: Not for the Boring)

Let us be honest: Valentine’s Day can be a little cheesy. There is often too much pink, too many hearts, and an overwhelming amount of pressure to be perfectly romantic.

If you and your partner prefer laughing over crying, or if your love language involves roasting each other with high-quality memes, then this list is for you. We have curated the funniest, naughtiest, and most unexpected Funny Cryptid Valentine’s Shirts and Decor of 2026.

Here at iheartcryptids.com, These gifts are designed for the couple who spends their time debating whether the Mothman is a warning of doom or just a misunderstood creature looking for a lamp. They are for the partners who know that true love is sharing a weird sense of humor.

1. The Legend of the “Booty”: Sexy Mothman

The Mothman is usually known as a terrifying harbinger of doom. Legend says he appeared in Point Pleasant, West Virginia, in the 1960s, sporting glowing red eyes and massive wings, right before the tragic collapse of the Silver Bridge. But in our collection, he is a harbinger of something else entirely.

We have taken the dark folklore of the Point Pleasant legend and given it a hilarious, modern twist. Instead of warning you about a bridge, this Mothman is here to show off his assets.

Sexy Mothman Valentine Shirt | Funny Twerking Cryptid Booty Tee

This shirt features the legendary cryptid in a compromising position. It depicts Mothman twerking with the caption “Guess What.” It is absurd, it is unexpected, and it is guaranteed to get a reaction. The design plays on the contrast between the spooky, shadowed figure of lore and modern internet dance culture. It is the perfect shirt for the partner who loves cryptids but does not take them too seriously.

Funny Mothman Butt Shirt | Naughty Valentine Gift for Him | Retro Sunset Guess What Tee

If you prefer a more vintage aesthetic with your humor, this version places the “Guess What” Mothman design against a retro 80s sunset background. The warm colors of the sunset make the silhouette of the twerking cryptid pop even more. It is a naughty valentine gift that blends style with absolute ridiculousness.

Check out more wholesome funny Mothman shirts here if these are too spicy for your taste.

Cute Mothman Lamp Poster | Kawaii ‘You Light Up My World’

While the shirts bring the heat, this poster brings the heart. We know that Mothman has an obsession with light sources. This design features a “Kawaii” style Mothman hugging a lamp with the caption “You Light Up My World.” It is a sweet, funny way to balance out the naughtiness of the shirts. If you love the Mothman character but want something you can hang in a shared living space without shocking the guests, this poster is the ideal choice.

2. Naughty Fresno Nightcrawler (“Crawl Into My Bed”)

The Fresno Nightcrawler is one of the strangest creatures in cryptozoology. Caught on grainy security footage in California, these entities appear to be nothing more than a pair of white pants walking on their own. They are weird, they are inexplicable, and they are the perfect subject for a naughty pun.

Naughty Fresno Nightcrawler Valentine Shirt | ‘Crawl Into My Bed’ Sexy Cryptid

We took the simple shape of the Nightcrawler and paired it with the text “Crawl Into My Bed.” It is a direct, hilarious invitation that only true cryptid fans will understand immediately. For everyone else, it is just a weird image of walking pants, which makes the joke even funnier between you and your partner. The fabric is soft, perfect for wearing to bed, making the text on the shirt a literal instruction.

Naughty Fresno Nightcrawler Valentine Poster | ‘Crawl Into My Bed’ Sexy Cryptid

If you want to bring this humor to your bedroom decor, we offer the same design as a high-quality poster. The minimalist line art of the Nightcrawler fits well with modern decor, while the text adds a layer of private humor. It is a bold statement piece for the couple that embraces the weird side of life.

3. Funny & Custom Face Apparel

Want to be funny but sweet. Put your face on Bigfoot’s body. It is terrifyingly romantic.

There is something inherently funny about seeing a realistic human face superimposed onto the hairy, muscular body of a Sasquatch. It breaks the uncanny valley in the best way possible. These shirts allow you to claim your partner as your “mate” in the wildest way imaginable.

Funny Custom Face Bigfoot Couple Valentine Shirt | Personalized Text & Photo

This is the ultimate gag gift that doubles as a sentimental keepsake. You upload a photo of your face and your partner’s face. We digitally blend them onto two Sasquatches holding hands or walking through the woods. You can also add custom text, such as your nicknames or a funny phrase like “Wild About You.” It shows that you are comfortable enough in your relationship to look absolutely ridiculous together.

Personalized Camping Partners Bigfoot Shirt | Retro Hiking Sasquatch Couple

For the couple that actually goes into the woods to look for these creatures. This shirt features a retro hiking aesthetic. While it is personalized with your names, the humor comes from the depiction of Bigfoot and his partner geared up with backpacks and hiking poles. It implies that you two are the legends of the trail.

Personalized Nessie Couple Shirt | Retro Sunset Loch Ness Monster

If your search for the truth takes you to the water rather than the forest, this shirt is for you. It features the Loch Ness Monster in a retro sunset style. The humor here is more subtle, relying on the campy, vintage vibe of old cryptozoology souvenir shirts. It is perfect for the couple that loves 80s nostalgia and lake monsters.

4. A Different Kind of “Date Night” (Funny Puzzles)

Puzzles are not just for kids. They are great for a cozy night in… or a hilarious prank gift if you choose the funny designs.

Custom Bigfoot Couple Wooden Jigsaw Puzzle | Funny Personalized Text & Photo

Imagine the scene: You pour two glasses of wine, put on some music, and sit down to solve a puzzle. As you piece it together, you slowly reveal… your own faces on the bodies of Bigfoot. This wooden puzzle is a high-quality item that serves as a hilarious activity. The realization moment when the image comes together is priceless. It turns a standard date night activity into a memorable event filled with laughter.

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Why Funny Shirts Make Great Gifts

Flowers die. Chocolates get eaten. But a shirt with Mothman’s butt on it. That lasts forever. It shows you have a shared sense of humor.

When you give a funny cryptid shirt, you are doing more than giving clothing. You are acknowledging a shared interest. You are validating the hours spent watching blurry footage and reading eyewitness accounts. You are saying, “I get you, and I love your weirdness.”

These shirts are conversation starters. Wear them to a bar, a casual party, or a convention, and you will instantly find your tribe. They are durable, printed with high-quality inks that won’t crack after one wash, ensuring the joke stays fresh for years.

You can also browse our full The Ultimate Mothman Clothing & Apparel Guide for hoodies and sweatshirts.

Conclusion: Wear Your Weirdness

This Valentine’s Day, skip the boring stuff. Grab a shirt that will make them laugh every time they open their drawer.

Life is too short to be serious all the time, especially about creatures that may or may not exist. Celebrate the mystery, the humor, and the love that binds you together.

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