Funny Thicc Fresno Nightcrawler Valentine Card | ‘Crawl Into My Bed’ Sexy Cryptid Greeting Card
$19.99 Original price was: $19.99.$13.99Current price is: $13.99.
A Thicc & Naughty Valentine’s Message for Your Sweetheart
Get ready to make a bold statement this Valentine’s Day with our Funny Thicc Fresno Nightcrawler Valentine Card. This hilariously suggestive greeting features everyone’s favorite cryptid in a truly memorable pose, perfect for a partner who appreciates unique humor and a dash of playful naughtiness.
The card showcases a delightfully plump white Fresno Nightcrawler, complete with a cute winking face and a charming pink bow adorning its emphasized backside. It’s depicted waddling in a moonlit, grassy landscape under a sky sprinkled with sparkling stars and tiny hearts, setting a romantic yet mischievous scene. It’s more than just a card; it’s a memorable token of affection that combines the allure of cryptid lore with a truly personal and humorous touch.
Product Information
Features
- High-quality, thick 300gsm paper for a premium and durable feel.
- High-resolution prints with bright, vibrant colors.
- Folded cards with printing on the front and back, leaving the inside blank for personal messages.
- Available sizes: 8×6 inches, 10×7 inches.
- Comes with a vintage kraft envelope for an elegant and sophisticated touch.
- Perfect for sending heartfelt messages, invitations, or special occasion notes.
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Shipping and Manufacturing Information
Manufacturing Time
- All products are carefully crafted and require 2-4 business days for production before shipping.
Shipping Options
United States
- Free Shipping: All orders within the United States qualify for free shipping.
- Shipping times:
- Standard Shipping: Estimated delivery within 3-9 business days (excluding production time).
- Ground Shipping: Faster delivery within 2-5 business days (excluding production time).
International Shipping
- Flat Rate Shipping Fee: For all orders outside the United States, a flat rate of $5 will be applied.
- Shipping times:
- WW Standard Shipping: Delivery within 2-4 weeks (excluding production time).
Notes
- Processing and production time are not included in shipping estimates.
- Delivery times may vary depending on the destination and local postal services.
- For any inquiries about your shipment, please feel free to contact support.
Refund & Return Policy
30 Days for Returns and Refunds
We accept refund and return requests within 30 days of receipt for eligible products.
Refund and Return Cases
Defective Products
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- Defective/damaged items.
- Items not matching descriptions/customizations.
- Incorrect sizes.
- Lost/missing items.
- Other errors caused by us.
You may request a replacement or a full refund, including return shipping costs.
Customer Remorse
For returns unrelated to defects (e.g., change of mind), requests will be reviewed case-by-case. Contact us immediately if corrections are needed after ordering.
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