Thicc Fresno Nightcrawler Valentine Blanket | ‘Crawl Into My Bed’ Funny Cryptid Cozy

Cozy Up to a Cryptid Cutie This Valentine’s

Wrap yourself in playful romance with our Thicc Fresno Nightcrawler Valentine Blanket. This hilariously suggestive design brings an unexpected twist to your cozy moments, perfect for someone who appreciates unique humor and the endearing charm of the cryptid world.

The artwork features a delightfully plump white Fresno Nightcrawler, styled with a cute winking face and a charming pink bow adorning its emphasized backside. It’s depicted waddling in a moonlit, grassy landscape under a sky sprinkled with sparkling stars and tiny hearts, setting a romantic yet mischievous scene.

The cheeky message “♡ you can CRAWL into ♡ my bed any ♡ NIGHT” is playfully written below, adding to the blanket’s flirty appeal. This ultra-soft and comfortable blanket is an ideal Valentine’s Day gift for a partner who loves cryptids and isn’t afraid to embrace the fun, naughty side of love.

Product Information

• Dual-Layer for Extra Warmth: Experience two layers of ultimate coziness. The top features a silky-smooth Velboa fabric that showcases your favorite design in vibrant detail, while the underside is a plush, cloud-like Sherpa fleece designed for maximum warmth and comfort.

• Durable Construction: Expertly crafted with a sturdy, double-folded hem to ensure this blanket remains a durable and beloved companion for years to come.

• Vibrant & Permanent Print: Using advanced sublimation technology, the design is fused into the fabric, guaranteeing it will never peel, crack, or fade, even after repeated washing. The stunning print is featured on one side.

• Versatile Comfort Companion: Lightweight and easy to pack, it’s the perfect layer of warmth for your couch, bed, or favorite armchair. It’s also ideal for taking on the go—whether in the car, on a picnic, or during a camping trip under the stars.

Easy Care Instructions:

• This blanket is fully machine washable. For best results, use a cold or warm water cycle (max 30°C / 86°F). It is designed to maintain its vibrant color and soft feel without shedding.